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>Critter Conversation #18

>The scene: Tony and I are lying in bed, surfing the Internet and reading a book at 9pm.  Bug had taken a too-long nap this day and is sitting between us.  (By “sitting” I mean doing headstands, jumping on the bed and his daddy, and striking up conversations about the things that most interest two-year-old boys.)

At one point he leans over to examine my underarms.  It’s been a few days since I’ve maintained the area, and because I’m fortunate to have fast-growing and highly-visible body hair it’s fascinating to my son.

Bug: “Mommy, you parmpit spicy.”

Me: “Spicy?  Do you mean scratchy?”

Bug: “No, spicy.  You parmpit spicy.  Look like chocolate.”

Tony: *snort, guffaw, hiccup* 

Me, to Tony: “You do know that’s what we’re calling this situation from now on.”

Tony: “You bet your spicy parmpits we are.”

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One Response to “>Critter Conversation #18”

  1. >Hahaha! Bug is AWESOME.

    Posted by SciFi Dad | December 21, 2009, 19:12

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