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Except that I haven’t logged onto Twitter in months, because
1.) it seems to me that you need a cell phone with internet access to successfully tweet (I don’t even know how to text on mine);
2.) no one is ever on Twitter at the same time as me (dumb old 14-17 hour time difference);
3.) it could potentially be such a time-sucker;
4.) does anyone really care what I have to tweet about anyway?
So I still have the account but mostly just use it as another automatic blog post feeder, so because I don’t go on anymore I haven’t had any tweets to share here. I do, however, post status updates regularly on Facebook* and because I’m going to go out on a limb and say that there are a few of you readers who I’m not ‘friends’ with I’m going to give you some of my most recent status updates instead. Which really makes the title of this post obsolete but… well, that’s what I’ve got**.
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13 December: Tried to teach Bug to say “Go Army, Beat Navy!” for today’s football game. His version: “Go away team, I don’t like you.” Aw, my little heckler.
11 December: And the “unofficial” word is: Ft. Lewis, Washington. That is… unexpected. Too bad I know NOONE who has ever been stationed there. However will I find out information about THAT duty station?
9 December: Am so happy for all my CT and CO friends who are enjoying the cold and snow. On your behalf, I am enjoying our 78 degree sunshine-y weather.
8 December: Why is writing one short annual family holiday letter so difficult when I write about this stuff Every Single Day??
2 December: Tony requested “macaroni and cheese with cut-up hotdogs” for dinner tonight. I have GOT to stop letting him watch ‘Friends’.
30 November: Paid my teenage babysitter $40 for 4.5 hours of childcare for 2 kids. She turned around and gave back half because I’d “paid her too much”. Tell me how I can raise my kids to be that honest and thoughtful. Please.
25 November: Just had a 7:30am conversation with my 2-year-old son about nipples and testicles. It seems this is going to be one of THOSE days.
22 November: In case you were wondering, three indoor cats is TOO MANY. I’m about ready to throw them all through a window… and I don’t even want to think about what they’ll do to our Christmas tree this year.
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So, there you have it: everything that didn’t make this blog in either full-length or a Tidbits post summed up here. If something’s caught your interest and you’d like to know more, leave a comment and I’ll see what I can come up with.
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*This isn’t my personal account but my Critter Chronicles Fan page. Even if you read me here, please feel free to become a Fan there. I’m six Fans away from being eligible for a personalized URL. Nothing like a plea for fan-ship, right?

>1. Tuesday Tweets works.2. There is an app (I believe it is a Facebook app) that will publish your tweets to FB. So, if you installed that app and then tweeted your updates instead of posting them to FB, you would publish everything to both places.(I must admit to feeling a twinge of guilt, however, for making you aware of #2 because, as you well know, Twitter will eat your soul.)
Posted by SciFi Dad | December 15, 2009, 05:19